the neutral witch of the northwest

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(Source: oikawatoruu)

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

officialnatasharomanoff:

chivalrousgambler:

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

me huntin for the pussy

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SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL

Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.

You made your bed now lie in it.

this is my favorite post in the entire world

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

setbabiesonfire:

brand-n3w:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:


50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

Captain munch

Cheery Hoes

setbabiesonfire:

brand-n3w:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:

50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

Captain munch

Cheery Hoes

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herspanic:

why are pictures like this taken and also why do you guys reblog them 

herspanic:

why are pictures like this taken and also why do you guys reblog them 

(Source: thejogging)

  • grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
  • me: no thanks grandma
  • grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE

laptopstrummer:

surimistick:

all ship wars can be resolved in one big pansexual orgy

everything can be resolved in one big pansexual orgy

(Source: conkersradfurday)

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