the neutral witch of the northwest

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lavenderberries:

you get your silly hat off of that poor boy’s head right this instant matsuoka

lavenderberries:

you get your silly hat off of that poor boy’s head right this instant matsuoka

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

lavenderberries:

spooky hole

lavenderberries:

spooky hole

lavenderberries:

"Seriously, I’m doing homework."
"You’ll never have to do homework again if you’re dead!!"
"Go away, Sock."

lavenderberries:

"Seriously, I’m doing homework."

"You’ll never have to do homework again if you’re dead!!"

"Go away, Sock."

dajo42:

[approaches straight couple] so which of you is the yard sard and which is the yale sale

awwww-cute:

My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep

awwww-cute:

My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep

expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

congenitalprogramming:

dedenne:

ultrafacts:

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which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet

congenitalprogramming:

dedenne:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

(Source: iraffiruse)