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The music teacher from the class before mine was hanging out for a minute with my music teacher before class and they were marvelling over the fact that when you pushed the button for the big hanging screen to go down, it made a mechanical noise that was apparently in the key of A, but when it went back up, it was in G and they were so enthralled with it and it was adorable

doctorsalt:

okay

doctorsalt:

okay

lemesorandom:

name of this shit please!!!!

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floralgreen:

Just because a girl wears a lot of makeup doesn’t mean she’s ‘fake’. Maybe she feels more comfortable like that, or maybe she just fucking likes makeup. Stop being so judgmental and worrying about what other people do to their own bodies. (︶ω︶)

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

(Source: vimeo.com)

take-a-break-and-laugh:

has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living

my brother wants to know if people working there get discounts

take-a-break-and-laugh:

has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living

my brother wants to know if people working there get discounts

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cake-full-of-fist:

ask-killingfantasy8:

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

crys-love:

tor-o-saurus:

thebigmystery42:

….sorta scared?….

your url makes this 10x creepier

I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set 

look at the notes.

Okay, we’ll be waiting.

Fucking shit……

What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
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