Reblog if you're bored and want your ask box...
bakabaka96: aishaneko: ozolopolis: nicoception: pas-cal: oh-my-godtier: u-ok: mononipplemoran: tokyosluts: powermuffgirls: oh my GOD omfg crying that was the last thing i would have expected to happen in 7000 years THEY JUST KEEP COMING OUT wHAT omg JANE OK the sad thing is I could probably do this… OH MY GOD. ohgodddd holyshiiiitttttttt i want to hug that...
intellogirl: kawaii-dirk-strider: Bite t) (e pillow… I’M GOING IN DRY… OH MY GOD!! IT’S PERFECT NEW OTP.
I'VE GOT PASSION IN MY PANTS AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO...
crimsonkappa: show it show it show it -I’m Mephy and I know it
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
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bakabaka96: popcornmassacre: iamnotahomosexual: knerzig: iamnotahomosexual: knerzig: r-r-r-robin: get into homestuck cosplay get naked amidoinitright? wow this is even better because joh is in the first gif. wait, what? Let me see this OH MY GOD! JOHN!? screaming though OH MY GOD PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ohyes
xocolatl-xenomorph: bottledsoup: kokian: ...
Reblog this if you like Homestuck and I will leave...
beethandthwag: justlikeacheesestick: heyheyitsmarissa: physistorian: Do it do it do it and leave me a Homestuck message too if you feel like it :3 Why the f not i’m bored. I will only leave ten, that’s less than one, right Christi blow up my ask please
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missstarvingskelet0n asked: Hai I love you. :3 When I come back this summer I'm coming to see you. Often. O.o And. WE'RE WRITING MORE HARRY POTTER FAN FIC GOD DAMN IT. c:
motherfucking emoticons i will eat your first born child– Ame <3 (via beethandthwag)
Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
beethandthwag: honeyarmageddon: sderp: cereixa: ceriwixah sderp YESSSS I DID IT (my url is so small tho lol) honeyarmafeddons beethandthag close enough amethystte <//u//>;; <333
gaysuperman: rebeccacablah: I wonder. When Hussie goes to the store. And hands someone his credit card. And the cashier man/woman looks at his name. I wonder how many of them think. Hussie? I’ve heard this name before. My child screams that at the computer constantly.
FACT: When a person puts glitter on any part of...
beethandthwag: heresadickforyourbutt: me
iameridansexual: how do you ask someone out do you do you shoot them in the chest???
So from what I can tell, there are three types of...
kissinghands: patriotsheep: imightnnydtheblankie: thornbox: overanimated: 1) The IWANTYOURBALLS couples 2) The FKSDJFHFEELINGS couples and 3) The IMARKEDMYTERRITORY couples LESLIE I CAN’T BREATHE I LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH WE’RE NOT A COUPLE GFDI LESLIE BUT SHE’S MINE NO ONE TOUCH HER accurate #2 actually reminds me of this one couple I’m friends with. AME, BAKA, IF YOU’RE...
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
fffcuk: being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital