inotrope: goats are the best animal ever like they’re so cute when they’re babies but then they grow up to be a badass and metal as fuck hail satan
xwhatserface: mel-lovable: karameruru: viremi: thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN TAKE ON ME I’LLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEEE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
how to track anonymous asks. →
sydsaurus: wowfunniestposts: So you have your ask. STEP ONE: Highlight the word “block” STEP TWO: Right click the word block. STEP THREE: Click “View Selection Source” STEP FOUR: Something like this should pop up: Highlight the “IP” (the blacked out part). STEP FIVE: Copy the IP address and paste it to this website: http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip-lookup Paste the IP address into there,...
theory about the new update
kuakusi: scribble-mode: theprincessfish: obscurebside: thERE ARE SPOILERS IN HERE DON’T READ IF YOU’RE NOT CAUGHT UP JFC I DON’T WANT A REPEAT OF LAST TIME but yeah i was thinking about the dream bubble stuff Read More → Wow, this is probably one of the best therories I’ve ever read. holy fucking shit how do you guys even come up with this stuff this is just wow oh ym god what...
I’LL TAKE YOUR BONER MAGIC LIKE A MAN
fuckiing pii22 on me: interesting burger king... →
fireking: we were once asked to put a burger in a blender because the customer was “trying to watch [her] figure” most hilarious thing i have heard in drive-thru: “AWW YEAH IMA GET ME SOME PUSSY TONIGHT!!” after getting his change i took orders one night by going “SO TELL ME WHATCHA…
Thank you dashboard
For being nothing but porn when my dad walks upstairs.
turntechgoku: where can i go to get my boobs replaced with laser guns pls call me back thx
n-ormandy: have you ever wanted to just curl up with someone so bad that it physically hurts
joshishollywood: sparklewench: editorial design antics, pt. 2 this looks like a normal magazine spread right well if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle no one noticed and they actually published it now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault oh my god am i a horrible...
Five Lessons About How To Treat People →
-damaged: 1. First Important Lesson - “Know The Cleaning Lady” During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?” Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired...
What a Psychologist says about k-pop fans:
A psychologist says: Don’t underestimate those children who chase after Korean celebrities, their hearts are purer than anyone else, they love courageously, they will want to try their best to tackle difficult obstacles, the language and cultural barriers. They symbolize peace, they don’t discriminate based on race, they befriend people with the same interest from different countries, they’re more passionate and warm than anyone else. They don’t betray the ones they like easily, they are persistent and don’t give up easily. They are stronger than anyone else on the inside, because when they are loving these Korean stars, they experience the setbacks they’ve never experienced in life. They are all sensitive children, easily touched to tears for a long time because of one incident. Their memory is very good, they can easily remember the korean lyrics they don’t understand, and their coordination skills are also very strong. Most of them are cheerful children, not the kind who keep to themselves. Their will of determination is also very strong, they are able to persevere all the way just to buy something related to the celebrity they like. In short, the way these children think is vastly different from others, and their thoughts are not easy to understand. Generally, only those who have similar interests are able to enter their world.
Bro: Hey Dave.
Bro: Hey. Dave. Who are you talking to?
Dave: ...Bro don't.
Bro: Are you talking to Jade?
Dave: Bro I'm serious don't.
Bro: Because I had sex with her Grandpa.
Dave: BRO OMG GET OUT I SWEAR