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June 2012

//LEGIT GROSS SOBBING

FINALLY.

FUCKING FINALLY.

AFTER HOURS AND HOURS OF SLAVING OVER THIS SHIT.

MY ESSAY IS DONE.

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT TOOK EIGHT HOURS TO DO A FIVE PARAGRAPH EXPOSITORY ESSAY.

//DIES SEVERAL TIMES GHFJDKGHDFKGDF FUCK

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#augh #fuck you geography #fuck you #with something hard #and sandpapery #ame text

halfandahalf:

meenah is like that really awesome kid in class who you want to talk to but you don’t because she also scares the fuck out of you

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  • Tom Hiddleston: Hi
  • Me:
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  • Tom Hiddleston: Oh my goodness, are you alright? Why are you turning blue, is that natural? Are you breathing? OK, I didn't even know it was possible to screech so loudly, especially with such little air. Oh, goodness, why are you wrapped around my legs? Would you please let go? You're not going to let go are you. Oh, dear.
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itnernet:

you called me a bitch… a dog is a bitch…. dogs bark…… bark is on trees…trees are part of nature and nature is beautiful…so u called me beautiful….so thnx i guess but like no homo

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obeseblackguy:

people who are attractive and in a stable relationship but are also funny and update their blog on a regular basis

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May 31, 20122,568 notes
  • woman does masculine things: women empowerment!! way to go!
  • man does feminine things: gay. pussy. what's wrong with him?
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princess of gay animes: TEST YOUR KEYBOARD → yolo-tier.tumblr.com

yukaiokaeshi:

tahyes:

thunderifical:

burgerphile:

immortalsmoke:

owlites:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”


THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

THE QICK BROWN OX JMPS OVER…

THKBNFJSTHLAYDG

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tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

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